Divine Retribution

Another stitch up sent in by a bitter citizen, practised in the art of revenge. This one is pretty sweet too. If anyone executed this on me it would piss me off no end.

In the beginning...

'Religion is a key for this prank. One of the cruelest, annoying and trifling tricks you can play on your friends and all you need is a phonebook. Then call either the Mormons, Jehova's Witnesses or the Christian Church and express interest in their religion. Then give your friend's name and address as a contact and sit back and wait. Soon your friend will start receiving bibles and pamphlets in the mail, church members will begin ringing their doorbells on Sunday morning to spread the word of God and his phone will be overrun by church-goers trying to convince him to join the religion. Once these people have your address, they NEVER stop sending things'

Amen to that.

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