Classified Ads

People love a good offer, especially one that is too good to refuse. What happens when a good one comes around? Everyone wants a piece of that action.

Annoy your friend by placing a good deal in your local classified paper, eg. Playstation 2 - £50. Nothing too outrageous or cheap otherwise suspicions will be aroused. Then simply place your friends phone number in with the advert. When the paper is published those early birds will be ringing your friend up night and day.

You could use this for evil actions such as revenge. An ex-boyfriend done you wrong? Simply place an advert in the paper, with his phone number, for a Gay Massage Parlour, Viagara pills wanted, rare Barbie Doll going cheap, womens dresses and underwear, second hand porno mags, etc.

Of course, there is the massive Ebay site that begs to be abused by such revenge antics as this. It involves registering and some other stuff, but I'm sure the rewards are greater than your local classified paper/site.

We have a list of some classified sites that'll take your twisted advertisments. Apologies if your area is not catered for but a simple search on the internet should be able to sort you out.

• Friday Ad - for the South of England.

• Loot - for the whole of the UK.

• Google Directory - a list of loads of UK classified ad sites.

• Ads In Greece - Greek classified ads.

• Google Directory - a list of classified ad sites from all over the world.

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