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Big W'Ron'g - Early Doors!Big Ron Atkinson! What have you done to us?!!! We create a game in your honour so people can enjoy the football more and then you go and screw it up by not reading the script and get sent off early doors. Join the wide awake club and get back in the danger zone my son.
Welcome to Big Ron Atkinson's Football Bingo Game from Shiola.com. Ron Atkinson, if you do not know, is a football (soccer) commentator who is a modern day poet, reinventing the art of commentating. 'Ronglish', as it is known, is taking the football world by storm as the usual football terminology involving cliches, rhetoric, comparisons and meaningless sayings have been taken to a new level by 'Big Ron'. With every 90 minutes that he commentates, at least a couple of new gems are created by the maestro, he seems to be able to do this at will. Big Ron's commentating partner on most occassions is Clive Tyldesley. Clive is to Ron as Moses was to God. Big Ron Atkinson preaches from on high as Clive Tyldesley gives this message to the world via his own remarkable vocabulary. We at Shiola.com have trouble deciding whether we watch the football for the actual game or for the commentating by these two artistes. To help spread the word of Big Ron we have created Big Ron Atkinson's Football Bingo Game. Basically, it's an adaptation of that 'Bored Meeting Bingo' game that you probably received through your a while ago. We've updated it, given it meaning, purpose and at the end of the day the boys done well and we had a sneaky feeling that a 0-0 draw was a big result but we're going to take every game as it comes. There are two types of games you can play with Big Ron Atkinson's Football Bingo. You can either play the Bingo game where you each have a copy of the game below, but with different phrases on each form - Click here to get different forms than the one below for the other players (use your back button to get back to this page after you've printed). Usual rules - a line across, up or diagonally wins a prize. The other version you could play involves just printing out one form and then cutting each phrase off and giving each contestant a phrase. The owner of the first phrase that Big Ron comes out with during the game wins the money in the pot. You could do this with more than one phrase as well.
Clicking on the image will place it on a page by itself so it is easier to print out. Just use your back button to come back to this page once you've printed it.
Whilst carrying out research for this game we discovered a whole underworld devoted to Big Ron, and if anyone deserves an underworld, it's Big Ron Atkinson. Here are some of the best sites we came across during our 'rebirth'...
• 'Ronglish' lessons by Dangerhere - This is where we first heard the phrase 'Ronglish' and immediately felt this site's importance. If you do not understand Big Ron, and Clive's translations aren't helping, then this site is a must. Actually, it's a must anyway - visit now.
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