Zeichnung in Tropftechnik
by Jackson Pollock

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Zeichnung in Tropftechnik by Jackson Pollock:

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Sam
someone ought to wipe this clean

miau
you are pure comical genius my friend.
im a modern abstract artist - but i select colors to set moods and shapes to actually stimulate your mind.

but this piece is completely absurd and meaningless.
i wonder how much it goes for... bastards they are!


Annie
WH FUCKING AT?

None
He used to be an alcoholic,that might explain the erratic ink-spread. I once got an home-made copy of it as a present.I didn't know who he was and that such a form of art (to say that is an insult to classicism) existed so I was very impressed....to find out later that it was actually Pollock's and that he was sponsored by Peggy Guggenlheim and had an affair with her ,that was the main if not the only reason for his success.

Whoever
It looks like someone had a seizure while trying to write down something in Hiragana...

squawkbox
oooo thinkblot...i see a man reclining, a sausage balloon and a candle holder. Oh and a tadpole you can always find a tadpole in thinkblot

Hammer
Oh no, i've spilled some ink, oh well, i'll frame it and sell, some mug will pay!

Crystal
*Glances quickly at the piece (of crap) and yawns* I've come up with a nickname for this ass..."Pollock the Bollock." I'm sure it's occurred to the most of the rest of you, heh. What a piece of shit...this world just gets sadder and sadder, it depresses me more and more. Bah...

Yahoo Serious
Sammy came home drunk. He fell, and pulled himself across the floor. His wife came in from the kitchen and screamed angry obscenities. In her hand was frosting knife, loaded with dark chocolate frosting (she had a weakness for cake and would bake one just before bed.) Sammy passed out. His wife was so busy berating him that she didn't notice the deadly snake that crawled in through a hole in the kitchen screen door.

Kevin
OK ambERR, I'll work you up a composition on canvas similar such that you can't differentiate and charge you a reasonable fee. Then, if you like, I'll whip out ten more in ten minutes... same price. Ad infinitum. Of course, watching me work you might realize any DRUNK could manage the effort and strike out on your own!

Somehow I doubt it.


ambErr
i think its fucking awesome.
id buy it.

its all about the composition.


macattack
A drunken Chinese grandfather created this.

why grandfather? well, why?

bloody crazy!

Sartori
Looks like a spill.

Marty
Jackson Pollock thought up this peice after visiting a psychiatrist who just happened to declare him crazy as when he was asked what he saw when he saw a random blob replied its a brilliant peice of artwork, great composition, great everything.... You see where i'm goin' with this?

Indigobluefish
My partner says it looks like - well I won't say, but it looks like a bloke involving his hand finally hit the bogroll. Well done sir!
I would agree. :)
At least the name is right - it does look dripped on.

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