Profile of Light, 1967
by Barnett Newman

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XObqHSeCOaYvpaKu
An intelligent point of view, well eprxessed! Thanks!

Todd Prichardson
I can do this. Hell, I have done this! This looks like cheap wallpaper or an advertisement flyer. I would not pay more than five cents for this. I seriously hope this didn't take Newman more than an hour to make.

Séan Casey
I thing the white background represents society, and the purple lines are people. I think it's saying that... lines... are things. And purple. Or something. Either that or it's just a pile of wank.

Keribou
hmmm i just cant figure out what he is trying to get across here, its just so complex

Den Watts
COULD NOT AGREE MORE !

The Faux Artist
Is modern art crap? FauxArtist.co.uk ... Follow the experiment!!

Vtwin
rubbish, a baby could have done this.

Thomas J Wright
Simplistic work doesn't automatically make it 'simply profound'. The assumption of the possession of profundity in modern minimalist work is absurd.

It is like assuming that a given slab of tarmac on the road is profound because of its pure texture and appearance - yet it is no more arbitrary then much of this work is.

Two lines of colour can only ever hold so much meaning, and anyone who argues otherwise is either a fool or a con-artist.

ThisPaintingIsShit
HOLY HELL TWO RECTANGLES GENIUS

RSj
probably took longer to come up with a name then to paint this crap,thats including washing the brushes.


john
Its the bars of a jail cell, clearly anyone who would buy this crap would need locking up

kim
This looks like a pregnancy test strip. If he's having triples do you think he will be inspired to paint a crooked triangle?

lwr
the number 11?

sobico
What a crock of shit ... and to think that some prick would actually buy this crap.

Harry
pathetic

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