Profile of Light, 1967
by Barnett Newman

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Sam
What a load of flea-infested maggot-multiplying bowl of drog fog shit!

Annie
This is a masterpiece! Of comedic genius. Modern art and this, it's archetypical embodiment, is a huge joke. They're all in on it those 'artists', or 'sociopaths'. This is really funny. The appalingly lacking mastery of painting, and the contrived name. What breed of fuckery is this ? And I swear if i hear one more defender of modern art say that it is not what is on the canvas, it is the DEEP MEANING INHERENT, I will bust a cap in the bitches ass.

napoleon dynamite
fuck me sideways !
so if i did summat like this in my gcse's i' of got a A*
fuck off lmao

phoe
shit

Human
I remember I had to do this stuff in 2nd grade. Ah, brings back memories...

Root Boy
My 3 year olds' work has more "meaning.

will
i wonder what would that two bars standing for...

Pepe Le Ponce
Clearly ahead of its time, a study with echoes of the World Trade Centre, emphasising solidity and symmetry, and the contrast of man-made structure against nature's light, lent an extraordinary poignance in the post-9/11 era and...oh...hold on a sec...er...it's just a couple of purple rectangles, isn't it? Actually that's bollocks.

a
Awesome 10/10

ogrri
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Hammer
Couldn't even get the edges straight, some twat with a roller could have done better, I like the middle bit though.

sin
bullshit

Barry
This is amazing!

scar104
What the hell!? It looks like a big pause button! Light what!?

Artist#3
All these "art pieces" make me want to cry tears of blood

this goes for the rest

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