Mount Fuji and Flowers by David Hockney

Mount Fuji and Flowers
by David Hockney

Mount Fuji and Flowers by David Hockney
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Take a look at this. No, David Hockney is not a 9 year old boy who goes to a 'Special' class whilst his classmates learn mathematics, Monsieur Hockney is an artiste of some note.

Study this portrait of a flower against a backdrop of a mountain, let it touch your soul, play with your emotions and then write your thoughts down in the box below.

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Mount Fuji and Flowers by David Hockney:

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Sam
simplistic representation. decent

Annie
Oh I've seen worse. Much worse.

phoe
I like this ****shock***

squawkbox
at least its a picture but he should have stuck to the swimming pools

Hammer
Well, at least it actually looks like something, and the colours are ok, but basically it's not what I would call a work of art, art gcse was harder than that.

Anonymous
I don't get it. Why do you say its crap? It's not really crap.

ganjaman
i actually kinda like this one. im not much fo art usually but this is probably one of the few good ones on this list.

spirit of Dali
Hockney obviously has some bigtime connections in the snobby play "art" world to get this amateurish painting out there.
And if he's as lazy and greedy as the typical modern or postmodern artist, he probably did pay a nine year old a candy bar to paint it!

Sartori
This actually looks okay. The backround and the forground are done in complete different styles, but that's all right. It's a picture, there appears to have been some effort put into it, as in, it's not just slopping paint on the thing, and it doesn't hurt my eyes. I think this is actually decent. I wouldn't mind modern art all that much if it was more like this, actual pictures.

Indigobluefish
Hey - for a change it's exactly what it says it is.
I won't encourage this artist - but at least it's what it's supposed to be.
Ish.

Person with eyes
So how many ways is Mr Hockney mentally impaired. Enough to drop this turd in public. He truly is 'special'

Jordan
I like this. It's a picture at least :)

artist hater
This.. this... it... it looks like somthing! OMFG it amazing thatit looks like somthing, but... still sux.

Kat
I hate Hockney..his pictures are like children drew them

Zoe
wow this ones actually a picture.
i like it =D

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