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Horizontal I, 1962 (Giclee)
by Morris Louis

Horizontal I, 1962 (Giclee) by Morris Louis
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If a musician practises the B Minor Scale whilst warming up for a performance, does that count as art? Because surely old Morris here is practising drawing straight lines with a variety of colours, nothing more. Is this the invention of the Gay rainbow flag?

Bathe in the sensuous beauty of this piece, let the colours and the straight lines cleanse you of the trials and tribulations of your life and take you away to a simpler place, then write about the place this piece takes you in the space below.

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Horizontal I, 1962 (Giclee) by Morris Louis:

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Billy DUDE
Modern art is crap. Read about it, in Tom Wolfe's hilarious 1975 book "The Painted Word."

Sam
What a mouldy sandwich!

Human 524398472
If creativity were to be likened to a bird, this one has been distributed across a speeding windscreen.

phoe
This is Brad's DNA profile

brad
I kinda like it. what a bunch of idiot rednecks you people are.

Hammer
Like a straight rainbow, absolute crap!

Duhh
Yup, it's horizontal alright...

scar104
uuuuhh...It kinda looks like a felt sweater that went out in the 80's

Sartori
That's pretty dumb. Ugly colors and unimaginative design.

Vespis
Looks like a faded ribbon cable - I have loads of that stuff on my desk - no thankyou.

Marty
My 5 year old cousin drew the same thing the other week in like 1 minute.

Indigobluefish
Ooh my eyes hurt.
Now - I like stripes, my socks are stripy, my top is stripy, hell - my HOUSE is stripy - but I don't like that.
Actually - it looks like the pair of socks my uncle bought me that I hate and never wear. (You know the kind - stuffed in the back of the drawer)

Oh - Person with Eyes - yes you could. They sold a sheep in Formaldehyde didn't they?

Person with eyes
I once crapped something more interesting. Reckon I could sell it?

hannah
absoloute bollocks, is all i have to say. any1 who takes art at school knows how hard it is to pass. why does this guy think hes gods gift?! im insulted

Candeez Hott
It is very 60's. God, is it 2 yet? I need to smoke a bowl.

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