Blue Elegy, 1981 by Robert Motherwell

Blue Elegy, 1981
by Robert Motherwell

Blue Elegy, 1981 by Robert Motherwell
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When Philistines, such as us, think that modern art is crap, this is the kind of diseased vomit we're usually thinking of. If a piece of art doesn't resemble anything and doesn't even look good as wallpaper or a curtain design - then it is just a mess. This is a mess on canvas. I produce better art when I pebbledash the inside of my toilet bowl every morning.

"What the fuck is an 'Elegy'?" I hear you say. I looked it up. An 'Elegy' is 'a reflective poem of lamentation or regret'. Here's my own Elegy...

An Elegy To Blue Elegy, 1981 by Robert Motherwell
When I first saw Blue Elegy 1981,
I didn't think it was much fun.
It looks retarded,
Not broken-hearted.
I could do better with my bum.

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Sam
learning the alphabet? A b C not b b...

phoe
bollox

Zorda
Looks like the "fun bags" that twitched from RE4 Lol reanimators

Hammer
So, someone painted their bedroom blue and had some paint left on the brush so they cleaned it on the wall outside.

Yellowbunnies
It's the same blue as the polo shirts boys had to wear during Primary school D:
Ah~ memories =/

Penguin
i find this very visually interesting. there's more to it than one would think at first. you obviously just glance at this and write it down as shit.

Barry
This is a fecal masterpiece.

Sartori
Another serious lack of effort on the part of a modern artist. Just slap some paint on there, give it a title and sell.

Marty
Wow! A featureless blue monkey hanging from a branch sideways...

Indigobluefish
*sniggers*
My partner recons it looks like two dead penises.
How apt.

Person with eyes
I managed to come up with jovial derogatory comments about the other 'artwork', but.... my word, this is just shit and quite frankly, insulting.

stu
Repairing Wall Damage:
Step 1 - Fill the cracks with interior filler.
Step 2 - Prime the filled areas with an undercoat (pictured above).
Step 3 - Apply top coat(s)

Zoe
that sucks

Cheesle
It looks like a kindergardener was trying to draw someone in a dress, but it got cut off at the top of the page.

Tom
Was this done on paint?

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