2005 Feedback
2005 closes and makes way for 2006. This past year did not disappoint in the amount of bizarre feedback this website generated. There was the usual 'I want to get into porn' and 'Cancel my membership' emails, why they contact this site is beyond me. Some people cannot fully grasp the workings of the internet.
Having said that, it's the bizarre feedback which is one of the key reasons why having a website is fun. Without the stupid dummies on the internet it would be so boring. So I salute cheaper computers and easier internet access, it means more feedback and hopefully the intensity of the bizarreness will surpass this year. Bring on 2006!
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Date: 5th January 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
Hi,
I have read your party in Internet.
I like the party. How can I to do,
I want to visite it.
Thanks
alay
I've never had a party on the internet, how does that work exactly?
Date: 10th January 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
I love to have sex in the office. I have photos and movies....
...and you haven't sent them to me because?
Date: 11th January 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
Sutton ColdfieldHighSchool for girls in l940~44
...and?
Date: 14th January 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
I think I migfht be deeply in love with the lovely Irish girl who works for me. I know she likes me and I thought that it would be a super idea to buy her something sexy. What should I get her?
errr...a vibrator with a Leprechaun instead of the rabbit thing?
Date: 18th March 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
How come when I go to Public nudity websites these girls are never walking around in the United States nude, its always in a whole different country?
That's because your country was founded by Puritans, plus no-one walks in this country.
Date: 21st March 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
Please cancel my netflix memebership as of today. Thanks,
You honestly think Shiola.com is a valid, official subsidiary of Netflix? Howabout going to Netflix.com and cancelling, dummy.
Date: 24th March 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
i need a urgent reply form you to what next.
I have no idea what dimension you exist in.
Date: 1st April 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
i lake chiks
You're a Lake called Chiks and you're emailing me?
Date: 21st April 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
I JUST LOVE THAT STUFF, IT MAKES MY JEANS TIGHTER. PLEASE REPLY VERY SEXY, I NEED TO GO JACK OFF NOW!!!
Why do you people email me!!!!??
Date: 2nd May 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
looking for some one to talk to
Aww, poor girl. She must have hit a low to ask someone at Shiola.com to talk to her. There are plenty of chatrooms and forums online for you to chat to loads of people...OK, second thoughts, maybe you are best off alone.
Date: 9th May 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
whats the point?
Who knows?
Date: 16th July 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
u suck dick
No, you suck dick and need it.
Date: 23rd July 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
i want to give massage services to foreign ladies only. i am a middle class man from delhi, height is 5\'11\'. charges shall be very reasonable in $ terms for the foreign clientele.
How can Shiola.com help you in this endeavour? I'm not sure height is a key asset for massage therapists, I think qualificiations and the ensurance you aren't going to touch them up and totally freak them out is more important.
Date: 26th July 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
please can you help me locate a record by the Wurzels a tribute to bristol city football club,call \"one for the bristol city\"
thanks for you assistance
regards julie
If anyone knows then let me know and I'll pass on the good news.
Date: 26th July 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
I am a single woman that has a problem with my libido. Can u send me maybe some pics which make me happier in my dream at office.
thanks
What am I, Dr. Phil or something?
Date: 10th August 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
Need Bigger Cock.
Don't we all mate.
Date: 3rd October 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
Interested in purchasing your site. I would be willing to give you $90 for it. Let me know if you are interested.
Thanks
What? It doesn't even merit a nice round $100?
Date: 28th October 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
fuck u 2 mutha fuckas
No, fuck you (what are we talking about?).
Date: 14th November 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
Your ass will be full with SPERM !!! if my CPU is full with viruses !!!
Ha, ha, ha, this idiot actually fell for the 404 page on Shiola.com. Click here to access the 404 Page. It says that you'll get viruses and stuff. You won't but I was hoping some Jive Turkey's would fall for it.
Shiola.com 1 - Jive Turkeys 0
Date: 16th November 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
you are bloody funny
Yeah, I know. The above post just qualified your highly intelligent critique.
Date: 28th November 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
I am 15 yet, I have my GED and an Art associates. As an artist and an art collector I would like to say that you don\'t know what you are talking about. You missused even the most common terms. You even misused the word art. Your idea of art seems to be something pretty in a musuem. An artist can be commended for something NOT JUST because it takes great craftmanship but because he made a tangible form to an idea. If you can make art like the people you mock...than why don\'t you. the artist is simply creating something to make a space more beautiful or to make someones vision come true. Step of your soap box, you ignorant fool.
The Modern Art is Crap feature seemed to get a few comments from people defending the works. The most articulate was this one here.
This guy is still talking shit though.
Date: 19th December 2005
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)
lets talk, i think your ravishing atotal knock out email me some time friends ? i hope so luv phil
Phil, I'm hoping you're talking about a photo of a girl on this site and not actually me. I'm flattered but you're a freak.
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