2004 Feedback

This is a rare insight into the minds of some of the Shiola.com visitors for our newsletter subscribers and forum members.

It's an insight you may not want to have, and may regret having if you read through them. I think some people seriously overestimate what people behind websites actually do and what they know. Some of the stuff I'm asked below is just bizarre...

...and I haven't included the 8 emails about foot fetishes, the 3 emails from girls wanting to be Playmates and numerous others from mentally challenged Shiola visitors.

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Date: 11th January 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

i would like to know more about scat and fart girls.

Do you now.

Date: 12th January 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Hi there can you help my dad has got a new wheel chair can you send some free stickers
Jamie

If we had stickers then of course your old man could have some, but where exactly did you see on this site that we had any stickers?

Date: 16th January 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

you are the best porn star in the world

Thanks...I think. Where exactly did you see me in action??!!!

Date: 14th February 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

i love farting women please call me at 618-918-0295

So this is the kind of emails I get on Valentine's Day. I was gutted. Don't know if that number is real, but it's what he sent so feel free to try it out after you've had too much beans and cabbage.

Date: 18th February 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

I have some old LPS that I want to sell. One is Huddersfield Choral Society Messiah and the other is a 6 record set by Murray Hill-- Music for Guitar, Lute and Mandolin. I don't really know how to go about selling these or if they are worth the trouble. Could you advise?

What? Yeah, I can advise that you never contact me again with such shite.

Date: 22nd February 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

having nice girls picture. well send some of the pussy picture if u do have

Making sense is not a requirement of sending us feedback. The average IQ of the Shiola visitor is currently hovering just above the 'Spider Monkey'.

Date: 7th March 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

I want to very excelent big milk

Unfortunately, the low IQ level is mainly due to this entry. This guy is just below 'Jellyfish'.

Date: 18th March 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

hello i was wondering how i can become a porn star i crave sex sometimes nothing but sex anyways i am just wondering.
Dwayne

Good luck Dwayne. I have no friggin idea, I only have a 2 inch pecker and I'm crap in bed.

Date: 27th March 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Hi this is khrram , from lahore pakistan. i am operating a net cafe, in this cafe every user have its personal cabnet, my users are mostly are the students (girls and boys). i have set one hidden camera in one cabnet, to capture the working of users. so finaly i have some clips captured of cuples. these clips are catagery of X and XX. and i want to sell it. i have also contect with reality TV channel but they are complete there programs for this year. if you are intrested to purchase these, do contect with me. the best way to contect me is my E-mail.

The 'Chuck Berry of Lahore' contacted me - I'm honoured. If you're in Lahore and looking for internet access, I advise staying away from this freak's place.

Date: 31st March 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Dear Sirs,
My name is Nicholas. I am a 23-year-old European male student, studying for a Bachelor's degree at the School of Art and Design, The University of Wolverhampton, United Kingdom. My degree subject is BA (Hons) Digital Media [Video with Fine Art Film and Video]. I am currently in the final year of my three-year degree, and I would like to pursue employment and experience in the area of porn film production and acting in your films, for personal and professional development. I am looking to acquire expertise in the field, gain connections and make friends. I believe that porn is a vital source of education, entertainment and information for everyone interested in the subject.
I had a look at your website and would like to say that your content is top quality and worthwhile, and please keep up the good work!
Therefore, I am looking to utilise my skills and abilities and earn a reasonable income that matches my aptitudes as follows:
Besides taking part in your film production process, I would have sex with ANYTHING with a hole that is cute and young, not too big, does not look like it has been beaten with an ugly stick, is really up for it, fancies having sex with me and is horny enough to produce orgasms. I am open to suggestions, from virgins to bestiality or whatever. Just name it!
I love wet holes! I would definitely do it as long as you do not reveal my face or identity if possible for privacy reasons.
I have to say that I have not been with a partner for a while and this is seriously damaging my self-esteem, leading to depression, sadness and loneliness. I believe that your assistance can really help me find a sense of meaning, purpose, direction, success and achievement in life. More information and a résumé are available upon request. You can contact me for any further information or requests you may have. I am available for an interview anytime. Thanking you in advance for your time and consideration which are greatly appreciated, I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours Sincerely,
Nicholas

Nicholas - you need help and you ain't going to get it by fucking farm animals on film for money.

Date: 21st April 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

hi do you have a contact email address for big ron as been trying for ages to get one.

I wish!!

Date: 16th May 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

i am a man wearing lingerie

Good for you. Why email a website about this though?

Date: 1st July 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Could there be a free movie clip of bouncing bare breasts put on the net for the people?
RANDY

If 'The People' want it, then 'The People' shall have it - Animated Boobs - God love democracy, the internet and bouncing boobs.

Date: 24th July 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

i want to be part of your company,can i join
Charles,
Nigeria.

I love job applications, especially when they're so professionally put together and presented. Charles - what makes you think there are any jobs here?!

Date: 30th July 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Hey who is the guy with the accent? And i've noticed his penis is very large how big is it?

Aww shucks! Yeah, I know my English accent does tease some of you Yankee young ladies, but I think you must have me confused with someone else, no-one has ever noticed my penis, not even the girls I have slept with.

Date: 30th August 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Could you help me??. I'm after a Kenny Rogers look-a-like to visit a young lady who i'm persuading to go on another date with me. He needs to be able to sing like him as well!!!. He will also need to take a red rose with him with a note attached to it.
Can you help??. I'm in Clevedon, North Somerset and so is the lady in question. He needs to sing a love song, which is yet to be decided. I look forward to hearing from you with details and a price.
Many thanks,
Jonathan.

Errrr...in a word, No.

Date: 13th September 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Fuck Vivid Video maan, and that Devon bitch, I was in England reading a GQ magazine, and some reporter fucker asked that bitch what she wouldn't do, I was expect, you know, like, she wouldn't animals like bulls, or horses or pigs, or dead people or rotten fruit, or that she wouldn't shit in her dads face, or her grannies, maybe she wouldn't fuck an ageing midget (which would also be fucked up in my book), but no, the last thing on earth that that fuck for brains, fuck for food twitamerang would do is fuck a black guy! Oh not that she's racialist! She has black friends! oh no "It's not me, it's the industry! people are so racist, I'll stop making money if I fuck a black guy!" she says. Devon you pathetic, thick as shit BITCH, fuck off, you're disgusting.

Michael - calm down my son! I'm not sure you can force porn stars to fuck anyone they don't want to fuck. If 'ageing midgets' are too much, isn't that ageist and heightist, or whatever it's called?

Date: 18th September 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

i WOULD LIKE TO WORK FOR YOU. IHAVE COMPUTER SKILSS AND HAVE SOME SKILLS THAT COULD HELP PROMOTE THIS SITE
James,
Nigeria.

OK, has someone put Shiola.com up on a Nigerian Jobsite for a laugh?

Good job. I congratulate you.

Date: 19th October 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

I am a Kenny Rogers look-a-like. Can I submit photos just for kicks?

Hang on! You're nearly 2 months too late, I could have got you a singing gig!

Date: 28th December 2004
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

i'm still in Hampshire i have no job and i'm studying Performing Arts, English and maths at s.t Vincent college. Out of college i study Greek mythology.

...and?