2003 Feedback

This is a rare insight into the minds of some of the Shiola.com visitors for our newsletter subscribers and forum members.

Some people seem to think that just because a website is online means they can send in absolute gobbledegook, or request bizarre things, or they totally misunderstand the concept of 'linking' to other sites. Just because Shiola.com links to another site, doesn't mean that we can help track their order process, cut their shipping costs, or help you get a job with them.

One guy emailed in his full credit card details and asked me to order something for him. Obviously I totally cleaned him out to serve as a lesson to everyone else. Shiola.com is just a poxy little website, it cannot aid mankind with even the most simplest of tasks.

Shiola.com wishes to thank Steve for the 3 week holiday in Fiji though.

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Date: 17th February 2003
Subject: PEEING VIDEO

i am looking to purchase a video of a girl on the floor pulling her legs up and peeing all over her face. do you know who sells such a video? thanks.

This guy doesn't beat around the bush, straight in there, no formalities, no nothing. So he wants a girl lying on her back taking the piss out of herself? Don't we all mate.

Date: 21st February 2003
Subject: (No subject)

Hello.. I found ur site and i would like to work there. I live in Russia with my girlfriend . I am 27 y.o. and she is 19. We have high speed connection 265kbps. Tell me please if I have a possibility to work at ur site.... Best regards, Anastasia

The pay's shit, no job satisfaction and you'd have to make coffee all day and you'd be in charge of filing. You also have a girls name, which disturbs me.

Date: 27th February 2003
Subject: Judge

I would love to judge a female farting contest. That would be a lifes dream. Have you ever heard of Amber the lesbian queefer... She can queef very loudly, it is louder than a fart. She has been on Howard Stern show, about 5 times, and has a video/dvd out of her talent. I hope to hear from you soon. thank you for you time Ed-

Hey Ed, I'd love to host a female farting competition, but alas I neither have the skills or know any potential competitors...unfortunately...for you and me. If things change, you'll be 'Chief Gruffing Judge'.

Date: 25th April 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Every since the age of 12 I wanted to be a porn star and fuck bad bitches also to eat the fine asses and pussies of the black and latino porn bitches how can I get into the industry?

I was playing football down the park and sending my Action Man down Deathslides at 12 years old. I have no idea how to get a job in grot, but I know that one major requirement is that you're older than 12.

Date: 3rd May 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

went to Uppingham School,used to live near Wigan and is a Doctor

This is what some people send in sometimes...absolute jibberish.

Date: 6th May 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

sex methods with wife

See what I mean?

Date: 8th May 2003
Subject: catalog

I would like to request a catalog. My address is: (-hidden-) Thank you, Charlie

Charlie - you're on drugs mate. Where the fuck have I even written the word 'catalog' on this website?

Date: 8th May 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Send me more info

On what? For what reason? I hope you're more specific in real life.

Date: 29th May 2003
Subject: great future your company in my cock

hello, i'am abdelkrim ouaouicha 26 male single white race from kingdom of morocco. i have one dream in this life job in any company of porn or sex my porn is great and my fomous here in my city king of sex my say is not the least doubt if youb wont me i wait you in my house in the meknes city. my address home is: (-hidden-) thanks

OK, being a member of the 'white race' is not vital for porn, neither is good quality written English but that name is going to have to change if you want to make the bigtime. Also, I'm not putting my website in your cock.

Date: 24th June 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

hay love the show when are you going to gat out new ones and how do i get in the act?

Either you're on drugs, or I am.

Date: 5th July 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A WOMAN 18-34YRS FOR HER TO SEE ME 28YRS OLD, BLOND HAIR BLUE EYES,IM NOT FAT NOR AM I UGLY , I WANT TO HELP HER SO THAT SHE CAN GAIN CITIZENSHIP BY WEDDING WITH ME. SHE HAS TO BE A NICE PERSON AND SHE SHOULD NOT SMOKE. AFTER WEDDING WE HAVE TO STAY TOGETHER FOR ONE YEAR THE WE CAN GET DIVORCED . IF THAT IS WHAT SHE LIKES OR WANTS . PLEASE E-MAIL ME . TODD

Why do you think Shiola.com can help you Todd? Point out the page where it explicitly states - 'Shiola.com will help people meet and get married to help gain citizenship into various countries'. Todd, one bit of advice, women don't like desperate men...I know.

Date: 4th September 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Well, your startpage joke kind of sucks way too much, don't you think?

At last, someone from Planet Earth. Not sure what joke this guy was referring to, but he's right about things sucking way too much.

Date: 4th September 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Hey, cool your website.....!!! see ya soon, waren xxxxx

'cool your website' - are you inferring that it's too hot? Waren, easy on the kisses. There is such a thing as being too in touch with your feminine side.

Date: 6th September 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

you shoud not be doing stuff like this your a bad gay hoersexual basted

September seems to have brought out the crazies. Is that bad as in good, or bad as in evil, or bad as in crap?

Date: 17th September 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

this web site is so fucking sexy so email me BABES.

This email came from another guy too in touch with his feminine side. Jesus, I've got this guy and Waren cracking onto me and the guy above saying I'm a bad gay basted - does Shiola.com come across as being GayCentral or something? Maybe we're like Kylie Minogue or Cher and have a big gay following - not too closely behind though boys!

Date: 29th September 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

I would like to know when the moons will change in october and november could you tell me or send a calendar of it to me it's important I what to see when my grandchild should come Thank you for any help you can give me

...and September is closed with the biggest crazy of them all. I think your grandchild will arrive when your son or daughter decides to have one.

Date: 14th October 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Girls farting is a real turn on

Amen brother! Though why you feel the need to tell a complete stranger, I have no idea.

Date: 21st October 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

I think that your choice of words on this site is VERY BADDDD!!!! I didn't see any encouragement at all and I could care less who you have on your team that proves other wise. There is no such thing as a "Shit" writers just shitty listeners. Oh and just so you know I haven't submitted anything to anyone just in case you seem to think I am one of these shitty writers because I'm not a writer at all just was woundering about how to submit work my father had done.

Is that bad as in good, or bad as in...never mind. This guy, I think, is referring to the fact that on the contribute page there is a 'We cannot guarantee that it'll be used, as you could be a useless piece of shit, but your efforts will be appreciated anyway.' statement - so if you do submit utter drivel it won't come as a total shock when we politely refuse to put it online. Regarding his comment - There is no such thing as a "Shit" writers - I beg to differ. Plus, don't go nicking your Dad's work either.

Date: 30th October 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

Dear sir: or madam: I am trying to contact an old school friend. His name is Mr. Simon Walker. He attended Southwark junior school in Nottingham, England. How can I contact him. Please let me know. My e-mail addy is written above.

Ehhh? So not only do we arrange marriages for citizenship, but we also help long lost school friends get together? Anyway, if you know this guy then email us and we'll forward it on - not that this is going to become a regular thing so no-one else send in requests.

Date: 3rd December 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

job

Abit more elaboration may help your cause - dickhead.

Date: 10th December 2003
Subject: (via Website Feedback Form)

I had heard about a hermaphrodite with both reproductive organs that was able to impregnate itself. Do you have any idea where I would find an article about that? Thanks for your help.

I don't know where you can find out about such a person, but if you find him/her then tell it to go fuck itself...boom, boom!